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Time for some Laffs – Under the Influence! With a few cats thrown in…

Thank you to Sally Cronin for these very funny stories! You’ll love them – please, read on…

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This was the most viewed humour post of 2017 – I hope you enjoy…..

Strange things happen in bars.. drinking too much can alter your persective in life and sometimes rearrange your facial features. Not something I recommend. However, bars can also be amusing places!

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replied, “They’ve gone to the hanging.” “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” the bartender replied.

“What kind of a name is that?” the cowboy asked. “Well,” said the bartender, “he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes.”

“Weird guy,” said the cowboy. “What are they hanging him for?”

“Rustling,” said the bartender

This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can show him something unbelievable, he gets…

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Time for some Laffs – Benefits of getting older courtesy of Mrs T. (Tina Frisco)

Tina Frisco via Sally Cronin has gifted us with these bits of humour today. Please read on…

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As always very grateful when my lovely friend Mrs. T. (Tina Frisco) sends me a post of laffs.. This week she was sent these and has forwarded them to us.  Check out her books at the end of the post.

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My buddy, Marv, was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Marv wanted two things: to learn how to invest his inheritance and to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman obtained his business…

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Time for Some Laffs – Blondes have more fun… I know from experience!

Here are some guaranteed belly-laughs for a Tuesday. Thanks to Tina Frisco via Sally Cronin! Please enjoy! Go ahead… laugh once!

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The beauty of being blonde and having a touch of the Irish is that there are many jokes you can tell without getting told off. As I am now well into my 60s I can also tell elderly jokes if I remember them.

I have rifled through my drawers (pardon the expression) an unearthed some jokes that have been sent to me.

Anyway… Have fun with this selection and pass them on as laughter is infectious and so much more healthier than the usual virus.

And as an added bonus – some What’s in a Name signs..

A natural Blonde!

A blonde in first class refuses to move when the ticket holder who paid for the seat boards, saying only, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to LA to be a star – and I’m not moving to the back of the plane.” Repeatedly. To anyone who tried to convince…

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Ten Things Not to Do at The Final Four Playoffs

You gotta love March Madness, and John W. Howell enumerates ten things we shouldn’t do during the tournament… hilarious!

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The inspiration for this list—Wait! have you been put to sleep for the last couple of weeks? You know the inspiration so here goes.

Ten Things Not to Do in the Final Four Playoffs

10 Do not fall sleep overnight outside in Phoenix without a tent. If you do at best, you may get a scorpion bite. At worst, you may be hauled off by a pack of coyotes who have you confused with a large sheep. (No, these guys aren’t inviting you home for dinner Roscoe. You are dinner.)

9 Do not think the public intoxication laws are not in force during the tournament. If you do, at best you’ll avoid all the testing blockades. At worst, you will be asked to walk a straight line that is all but impossible if you were sober. (Well a nice ride in the patrol car is an interesting way to spend the…

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What’s Your Style? Thriving Or Surviving?

“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”

~ Maya Angelou

 

These words speak to me about purpose in living and also about how the author intended to accomplish it. In her celebrated life, as an author, civil rights activist, and poet from 1928 to 2014, Maya Angelou was a pioneer among African-American women and an inspiration to the world.

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